Above Ground Count:

Anna Nicole: 15, James Brown: 59 (Obviously yesterday the count was off.)

Today Vergie Arthur, Anna Nicole’s estranged mom filed an appeal to hold Anna’s’ decomposing body yet a bit longer. (Pretty soon there’s not gonna be much left to bury!) Critics of the Judge in the case Larry “I feel for you Mama” Seidlin, are making suggestions that the Florida Circuit Court should allow clown costumes instead of black judicial robes, after his emotional breakdown on the bench during his ruling. To say nothing of his antics during the too-long hearing.

There was a great cartoon in the paper this morning, that really demonstrates how ridiculous the coverage is getting: