It is all over the news that Newt Gingrich, who led the witch-hunt, sorry impeachment against Bill Clinton for lying to a Federal Judge about playing slap and tickle with Monica Lewinsky, has now admitted to having an affair of his own during this time.

What a freakin hypocrite! Not that I condone a married man having an affair outside of marriage, frankly if I did it Sue would hang my balls on the wall, and use them for target practice. However, Clinton’s affair was no ones business except Hillary’s. Word has it that she now keeps Bills balls in a jar by the door, but that is neither here or there.

At the same time it’s not really anyones business that Gingrich was doing the horizontal mambo with a woman not his wife either, however he admitted it. What really gripes me is that the son of a bitch made like he was the moral compass of the entire country when he led the call for the impeachment. The impeachment made our country look like a laughing stock. I didn’t really like Clinton, but I gotta admit that the country was in a hell of a lot better shape during his eight years in office, than in the 5 years since Shrub has been the pres.

I have pretty much decided to vote for Hillary unless she does something really stupid or disgusting. Like boinking Newt Gingrich.

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