The long national nightmare is finally over! Well, not really, but we finally know who DA BabyDaddy is!The DNA results are finally in. Is it (Drum roll) Howard K Schlep? Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Is it (Drum roll)Prince Frederick Ahole? ( Zsa Zsa Gabor’s Hubby)Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (A side bit here, he claimed to have been thinking of Zsa Zsa while he was doing Anna Nicole…. Hmmm Let’s see 80 something wife with sagging parts, vs. Bleached Blonde Chubbette with huge fake boobs? DO you believe that? I didn’t think so! Of course, Zsa Zsa is senile, while Anna Nicole was an airhead, so the pillow talk was probably about the same!) Is it some homeless guy who got Lucky in between Howard, Larry, Freddie, and The Entire NCAA Basketball team roster? Nope! And the winner is: Larry Butthead!!! Larry’s the BabyDaddy!!!!

To his credit, Larry was gracious about it. He stood there facing the cameras, saying HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I TOLD YOU SO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Well, not quite. But close. He is obviously so proud to be the father of the money… I mean Dannilyn.. He’ll be thanking his accountants for years that he forgot to put on the condom that night!

I still say this poor kid is gonna put a team of therapists kids through college. When she gets old enough to know about all of the hoopla she will probably go to Tibet, and become a recluse. Who could blame her!